The Golden Compass

This one was a forced screening so let me get straight to it...
I wasn't paying attention the first 15 minutes as I was finishing up some other things around the theater.  Then.. bam!
A bunch of Children who get abducted by some other people.
A bunch of really annoying accents.
A bunch of Demon pets for each of the kids and adults alike. 
100's of witches flying around in the sky
The gravedigger from GhostRider flying around in a baloon/plane type thing.
A Polar Bear Drunk off whiskey and depressed that he lost a battle and his armor. 
Polar bears battle each other for supremacy and to see who is king.
Nicole Kidman with a pet monkey
The 007 guy running around in the snow only to get captured.
oh yeah and somewhere along the way there's a golden compass... Imagine that.
I'll agree with Nathan, Confusing as hell and unless you've read the books I've no clue.  But we're all in luck!  This is apparetnly gonna be a trilogy!
Yes!
Well all the Harry Potter freaks can crawl out from under a rock and get their fix...
2/10
In the words of Watler... "It's Craptastic!"