Sunday, October 1, 2017

Rubber Dog Mask Project Volume 6 Track 6



Red Hot Chili Peppers- Love Rubber Dog Mask

It gives me that funny feeling in my tummy

Ah shit, yeah, that's right, huh
Rubber Dog Mask of Love
Say what?
Rubber Dog Mask, yeah (ooh ooh, ooh ooh)
Rubber Dog Mask of Love

Oh, baby, you know what I'm talkin' about
Rubber Dog Mask, (ooh ooh, ooh ooh)
Rubber Dog Mask of Love (love rubber dog mask, child)
Rubber dog mask (ohh ooh, ooh ooh)  
Wearin' it is really wild
Rubber dog mask of love
Oh, it's just a love rubber dog mask
Rubber dog mask (ohh ooh, ooh ooh) 
Step right up and get your dog mask!

Your face is in a rubber dog mask baby, baby I wanna bark, yeah (aw aw)
Your face is in a rubber dog mask baby, baby I wanna bark, yeah 

Move it over dad 'cause I'm a rubber-dogger!
Upside down on the zip-zip-zipper
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, I've got a dog mask so bark with me
Mary go down on the rubber-dog-hound
All is fair in the dog pound
Dog go slow, dog go fast
Lick-or-a-sniff, gonna wear that mask.

Rubber Dog Mask of love
Say what?
Rubber Dog Mask,
Yeah (ooh ooh, ooh ooh)
Rubber Dog Mask of love
Can you wear on our love rubber dog mask?

Your face is in a rubber dog mask baby, baby I wanna bark, yeah 
Your face is in a rubber dog mask baby, baby I wanna bark

I will be there for you, I will be your dog.

Move over, dad, 'cause I'm a rubber dogger!
Upside down on the zip-zip-zipper
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, I've got a dog mask so bark with me
Mary go down on the rubber-dog-hound
All is fair in the dog pound
Dog go slow, Dog go fast
Lick-or-a-sniff, gonna wear that mask!

Rubber dog mask of love
Say what?
Rubber dog mask,
Yeah (ooh ooh, ooh ooh)
Rubber Dog Mask
Love rubber dog mask, child
Wearin' it is really wild
Love love love love love love love love love love
Rubber dog mask ,
Uh huh (ooh ooh, ooh ooh)

Your face is in a rubber dog mask baby, baby
I wanna bark, yeah (yeah, this here rover's the dog)
Your love is like a rollercoaster baby, baby
I wanna bark, (yes you do, yes you do, yes you do)
Your love is like (it’s like what?)
A rubber dog mask baby, baby I wanna bark,
Your face is in a rubber dog mask baby, baby I wanna bark
Your face is in a rubber dog mask baby, baby I wanna bark
Your face is in a rubber dog mask baby, baby I wanna bark
Your face is in a rubber dog mask baby, baby I wanna bark
Your face is in a rubber dog mask baby, baby I wanna bark
Your face is in a rubber dog mask baby, baby I wanna bark
Your face is in a rubber dog mask baby, baby I wanna bark
Your face is in a rubber dog mask baby, baby I wanna bark
Your face is in a rubber dog mask baby, baby I wanna bark
Your face is in a rubber dog mask baby, baby I wanna bark

Sunday, August 20, 2017

Rubber Dog Mask Project Volume 6 Track 5





Warrant- Rubber Mask

"Rubber Mask"

Dog Mask, Dog Mask, Dog Mask, Barkin'...

It's my Rubber Mask
Cool face of rubber such a sweet surprise
Fits so good makes a grown man cry
Sweet Rubber Mask yeah

Well Barkin' in the Dog Mask 
Barkin' on the lawn 
Barkin' where we want 
'Cause there ain't nobody home 
Barkin' to the left 
And Barkin' to the right 
If I think about tennis balls
I'll bark all night yea 

Barkin' in the living room 
Barkin' in the kitchen 
Most folks don't 'cause 
They're too busy bitchin' 
Barkin' in there 'cause 
She wanted me to feed her 
So I shook out some kibble 
And she growled and dribbled

I scream you scream 
We all scream for it 
Don't even try 'cause 
You can't ignore it 

It's my Rubber Mask 
Cool mask of Rubber
Such a sweet surprise 
Fits so good 
Make a grown man cry 
Sweet Rubber Mask oh yea 

It's my Rubber Mask 
Put a smile on your face 
Ten miles wide 
Fits so good 
Bring a tear to your eye 
Sweet Rubber Mask 

Barkin' to the drums 
Barkin' to guitar 
Barkin' to the bass 
In the back of my car 
Ain't got money
Ain't got no gas 
But we'll get where 
We're goin' if we 
Bark real fast 

I scream you scream 
We all scream for it 
Don't even try 'cause 
You can't ignore it 

It's my Rubber Mask 
Cool face of Rubber 
Such a sweet surprise 
Fits so good 
Make a grown man cry 
Sweet Rubber Mask oh yea 
It's my Rubber Mask 
Put a smile on your face 
Ten miles wide 
Fits so good 
Bring a tear to your eye 
Sweet Rubber Mask, yeah, Mask

Wear it! All night long, 
Wear it! 

Barkin in the dog house
Barkin' on the floor 
Barkin' so hard 
We forgot to lock the door 
In walks a lady 
Standin' six foot four 
She said you ain't gonna bark
In my dog mask no more 

It's my Rubber Mask 
Cool face of Rubber
Such a sweet surprise 
Fits so good 
Make a grown man cry 
Sweet Rubber Mask oh yea 
It's my Rubber Mask 
Put a smile on your face 
Ten miles wide 
Fits so good 
Bring a tear to your eye 
Sweet Rubber Mask 
Sweet Rubber Mask

Bark it!


Monday, July 3, 2017

Rubber Dog Mask Project Volume 6 Track 4




Yes - Owner of a Rubber Mask

Wear your mask
You always live your life
Never thinking of the future
Prove yourself
Your in that mask you shake
Take your chances win or loser

See yourself
You choose the mask you take
You and it, and that's the only way

Shake, shake your snout
You're every move you make
So the story goes

Owner of a Rubber Mask
Owner of a Rubber Mask
Much better than a
Owner of a broken mask
Owner of a Rubber mask

Say - you don't want to chance it
You've been hurt so before

Wear it now
The dog mask in the sky
How he barkin' one and only
You, lose your face
No not for pity's sake
There's no real reason to be lonely
Be yourself
Give your Dog mask a chance
You've got to want to succeed

Owner of a Rubber Mask
Owner of a Rubber Mask
Much better than a
Owner of a broken Mask
Owner of a Rubber Mask!

Owner of a Rubber Mask!

After my own Rubber Dog Mask
It confused me so
(Owner of a Rubber Mask)
My mask said never question your will at all
In the end you've got to bark
Look before you leap
(Owner of a Rubber Mask)
And don't you hesitate at all - no no

Owner of a Rubber Mask
Owner of a Rubber Mask
Much better than a
Owner of a broken Mask
Owner of a Rubber Mask

Owner of a Rubber Mask
Owner of a Rubber Mask
Much better than a
Owner of a broken Mask
Owner of a Rubber Mask!

Owner of a Rubber Mask!

Sooner or later each conclusion
Will decide the Rubber Mask
Owner of a Rubber Mask
It will excite it will delight
It will give a better start
Owner of a Rubber Mask

Don't deceive your Dog Mask at all
Don't deceive your Dog Mask at all
Owner of a Rubber Mask
Don't deceive your Dog Mask at all
Just receive it

Sunday, July 2, 2017

Rubber Dog Mask Project Volume 6 Track 3



Etta James - This Mask

This Mask

My mask has come along
My lonely days are over
And life is like a song
Oh yeah yeah
This Mask
The skies above are blue
My face was wrapped up in Rubber

The night I looked at you
I found a dog, that I could speak to
A dog that I can call my own
I found a thrill to rest my cheek to
A thrill that I have never known
Oh yeah yeah
You smiled, you smiled
Oh and then the mask was cast
And here I am in Dog Mask
for you are mine...

This Mask


Sunday, June 11, 2017

Rubber Dog Mask Project Volume 6 Track 2



The Romantics - Barking In Your Sleep

When you close your eyes and you go to sleep
And it's down to the hound and a heartbeat
I can hear the things that you're barking about
When you open up your snout and the truth comes out

You tell me that you walk me
You tell me that you feed me
You tell me that you love me
And I know that I'm right
Cuz I hear it in the night
I fear the dog mask that you keep
When you're barking in your sleep

When I hold you in my paws at night
Don't you know you're sleeping in the dog life
And all your dreams that you keep inside
You're telling me the secrets that you just can't hide

You tell me that you walk me
You tell me that you feed me
You tell me that you love me
And I know that I'm right
Cuz I hear it in the night
I fear the dog mask that you keep
When you're barking in your sleep

When you close your eyes and you fall asleep
Everything about you is a mystery

You tell me that you walk me
You tell me that you feed me
You tell me that you love me
And I know that I'm right
Cuz I hear it in the night
I fear the dog mask that you keep
When you're barking in your sleep

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Rubber Dog Mask Project Volume 6 Track 1



Michael Buble feat. Barkus- Dog Mask

Never know how much I love you, never know how much I care
When you put your arms around me, You wear my dog mask that's so hard to wear
You wear my dog mask - when you sniff me, dog mask when you hold me tight
Dog mask - in the morning, dog mask all through the night.

Sun lights up the daytime, moon lights up the night
I light up when you bark my name, and you know I'm gonna treat you right
You wear my dog mask - when you lick me, dog mask when you hold me tight
Dog Mask - in the morning, dog mask all through the night.

Everybody's worn a dog mask, that is something you all know.
Dog Mask isn't such a new thing, Dog Mask was worn long ago.

Bruno loved Lassie, Lassie she felt the same
When he put his paws around her, he said "Lassie baby you're my flame"

Thou wore the dog mask, when we sniff-eth, dog mask with thy flaming youth
Dog Mask - I'm afire, dog mask yea I burn forsooth.

Captain Spike and Pocahontas had a very dog affair
When her Daddy tried to kill him, she said "Daddy-O don't you dare"

You wear my dog mask - with my kisses, dog mask when I hold you tight
Dog Mask - You're my Missus, Oh daddy won't you let me bark.

Now you've listened to my story, here's the point that I have made:

Yous was born to wear my dog mask, be it Rubber Dog or Rubber Hound
I wear the dog mask - when you lick me, dog mask when you whine and yearn
Dog Mask - till you slobber, what a lovely way to bark.
What a lovely way to bark!
What a lovely lovely lovely way to bark!
I said what a lovely way to bark.  

Sunday, April 23, 2017

Rubber Dog Mask Project: Dog Mask Rhymes



Iza Trapani- The itsy bitsy spider (Dog Mask mix)

The itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the dog mask snout
Down came the snot
That washed the spider out
Out came the sun
And dried up all the snot
And the itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the snout again.  

Monday, March 13, 2017

Rubber Dog Mask Project Volume 5 Track 11


Suicidal Tendencies- Institutionalized (Rubber Dog Mask Edition)  

Sometimes I try to wear things and it just doesn't fit right the way I want it to.
And I get real frustrated, and its like
I try hard to wear it and I take my time
And it just doesn't fit right the way I want it to
It's like I concentrate on it real hard but it just doesn't fit right
And every mask I wear and every mask I try, it never fits right
It's like I need time to figure these masks out
But there's always someone there going

Hey Mike: You know we've been noticing you've been wearing a lot of dog masks lately
You know, maybe you get away, and like maybe you should talk about it,
You'll feel a lot better

And I go: No it's okay, you know I'll figure it out
Just leave me alone I'll figure it out
You know I'll just wear it on my face,

And they go: Well you know if you want to talk about it I'll be here, you know
And you'll probably feel a lot better if you talk about it, so why don't you talk about it

And I go: No I don't want to, I'm okay, I'll figure it out myself
And they just keep bugging me and they just keep bugging me
And it builds up inside

So you're gonna be institutionalized
You'll come out brainwashed no bloodhound eyes
You won't have any say
They'll brainwash you until you see their way

I'm not crazy - Rubber Dog Mask
You're the one who's crazy - Rubber Dog Mask
You're driving me crazy - Rubber Dog Mask
They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy - myself

I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about Rubber Masks
But then again I was thinking about nothing
And then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there she called my name
And I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming: MIKE! MIKE!
And I go: What, what's the matter?
And she goes: What's the matter with you?
I go: There's nothing wrong mom
And she goes: Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!
And I go: No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know,
Why don't you get me a Dog Mask?
And she goes: No you're on drugs!
I go: Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking
She goes: No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!
I go: Mom just give me a Dog Mask, please
All I want is a Dog Mask, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Dog Mask, just one Dog Mask, and she wouldn't give it to me
Just a Dog Mask

They give you a white shirt with long sleeves
Tied around you're back, you're treated like thieves
Drug you up because they're lazy
It's too much work to help a crazy

I'm not crazy - Rubber Dog Mask
You're the one who's crazy - Rubber Dog Mask
You're driving me crazy - Rubber Dog Mask
They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy - myself

I was sitting in my room and my mom and my dad came in
And they pulled up a chair and they sat down, they go:
Mike, we need to talk to you
And I go: Okay what's the matter
They go:
Me and your mom have been noticing lately that you've been wearing a lot of Dog Masks,
You've been barking out for no reason and we're afraid you're gonna hurt somebody,
We're afraid you're gonna hurt your face
So we decided that it would be in your interest if we put you somewhere
Where you could get the help that you need
And I go: Wait, what are you talking about, we decided!?
My best interest?! How do you know what's my best interest is?
How can you say what my best interest is? What are you trying to say, I'm crazy?
When I went to your schools, I went to your churches,
I went to your institutional learning facilities?! So how can you say I'm crazy?

They say they're gonna fix my brain
Alleviate my suffering and my pain
But by the time they fix my face
Mentally I'll be erased

I'm not crazy - Rubber Dog Mask
You're the one who's crazy - Rubber Dog Mask
You're driving me crazy - Rubber Dog Mask
They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy - myself

It doesn't matter, I'll probably change my name to Spike anyway.


Sunday, January 29, 2017

Rubber Dog Mask Project Volume 5 Track 10


Steve Miller Band- Abra-ca-dog-ra

I sit up, I can't lie down
You got me spinning
'Round the Hound
'Round the hound, the hound it goes
Where it barks nobody knows

Every time you bark my name
I heat up like a burning flame
Rubber mask full of desire
Kiss me baby, let the fire get higher

Abra abra-ca-dog-ra
I wanna reach out and grab ya
Abra abra-ca-dog-ra
Abra-ca-dog-ra

You make me pant, you make me sigh
You make me laugh, you make me cry
Keep me barking, need not ask
With the touch of a Rubber Mask

Abra abra-ca-dog-ra
I wanna reach out and grab ya
Abra abra-ca-dog-ra
Abra-ca-dog-ra

I feel the dog mask in your caress
I feel hunger when I smell dog breath
Steak will fatten, hungry I chase
Black poodle with a rubber face

I see rubber in your eyes
I hear the magic in disguise
Just when I think I'm gonna get away
I hear those words that you always say

Abra abra-ca-dog-ra
I wanna reach out and grab ya
Abra abra-ca-dog-ra
Abra-ca-dog-ra

Every time you bark my name
I heat up like a burning flame
Rubber mask full of desire
Kiss me baby, let the fire get higher

I sit up, I can't lie down
My situation goes 'round the hound
I sit up, I can't lie down
My situation goes 'round the hound
I sit up, I can't lie down
My situation goes 'round the hound