Tuesday, December 3, 2019

That Working Man's Christmas Jingle




On the first day of Christmas my employer gave to me, a glorified janitor epic T.

On the second day of Christmas my employer gave to me, two CSC calls, and a glorified janitor epic T. 

On the third day of Christmas my employer gave to me, three daily call outs, two CSC calls, and a glorified Janitor Epic T.

On the fourth day of Christmas my employer gave to me, four guests are waiting, Three daily call outs, Two CSC calls, and a glorified Janitor Epic T. 

On the fifth day of Christmas my employer gave to me, FIVE MANAGER KEYS. Four guests are waiting, Three daily call outs, Two CSC calls, and a glorified Janitor Epic T.

On the sixth day of Christmas my employer gave to me, Six cashiers selling, FIVE MANAGER KEYS.  Four guests are waiting, three daily call outs, Two CSC calls, and a Glorified Janitor Epic T.

On the seventh day of Christmas my employer gave to me, Seven deadly sins served, six cashiers selling, FIVE MANAGER KEYS.  Four guests are waiting, three daily call outs, two CSC calls, and a glorified Janitor Epic T.

On the eighth day of Christmas my employer gave to me, Eight classic corn brooms, Seven deadly sins served, six cashiers selling, FIVE MANAGER KEYS.  Four guests are waiting, three daily call outs, two CSC calls, and a glorified Janitor epic T. 

On the ninth day of Christmas my employer gave to me, Nine smelly trash cans, eight corn brooms sweeping, seven deadly sins served, six cashiers selling, FIVE MANAGER KEYS.  Four guests are waiting, three daily call outs, two CSC calls, and a glorified Janitor epic T.

On the tenth day of Christmas my employer gave to me, Ten tickets tearing, Nine smelly trash cans, eight classic corn brooms, Seven deadly sins served, six cashiers selling, FIVE MANAGER KEYS.  Four guests are waiting, three daily call outs, two CSC calls, and a glorified Janitor epic T.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my employer gave to me, Eleven cell phones scanning, Ten tickets tearing, nine smelly trash cans, eight corn brooms sweeping,  Seven deadly sins served, six cashiers selling, FIVE MANAGER KEYS. Four guests are waiting, three daily call outs, two CSC calls, and a glorified Janitor epic T. 

On the twelveth day of Christmas my employer gave to me, Twelve angry patrons, Eleven cell phones scanning, Ten tickets tearing, nine smelly trash cans, eight corn brooms sweeping, Seven deadly sins served, six cashiers selling, FIVE MANAGER KEYS.  Four Patrons waiting, three daily call outs, two CSC calls, and a glorified Janitor Epic T.

#BrunoSquad #Dinosaurs 

1 comment:

  1. If only your creativity could be put into a more positive outlook. Very cleaver song though

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