"I have a kid so I can't work that much"
"Taste the Rainbow. Smoke the Rainbow." SPW Fan-
"Walk the dog. That sounds good. Does that have the yellow sauce on it?" Father-in-law-
"What did you do on your honeymoon? We went to the dentist!"
"Less of a fit, more of a convulsion" Duffy Senior-
"Limit yourself to reach your full potential" Lenny-
"Wanna know how to make some money? Pigeons!" Dale Spainhower-
"Tasty Burgers."
"I didn't brush my teeth..." "That's ok we're about to eat."
Dream of Execution- Pinkerton-
"I'm willing to die at Wrestlemania" -Floyd Mayweather-
Autistic Piss/Elk Piss
Nasty Boys Energy Medley *Salsbury Steak Flavor*
"Party like a Sasquatch" Duffy J-
"Who's a Cookie Monster?" Tank Toland to Bobby Dempsey-
"Why don't you just dye Ric Flair purple and go as the California Raisin" Duffy J-
"This pen is worthless it doesn't write on anything but paper." Duffy J-
"Heath Ledger died." "Did he finish batman first?" Wangberg-
"I'm fat if I don't eat I will die" Eiffel 65 and a half- Walter-
"I threw my back out playing too much Heroquest." Duffy J-
"I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt on this one." General Manager-
"About 35 feet." Walter-
"Get in Butch."
G-BOG
"Will you sign my son? Will you rub my baby?" Oroville Fan to Brian Cage
"How's the bust factor on a scale of Play It Again John Denver to my Dad?" Duffy J-
"Go mow the dishwasher."
Tamale Ice Cream
"Crayons and Coloring Books? That shit costs money!" Duffy J-
"I feel like my skin is too tight for my fat."
"Deaf in one eye."
"When are you getting the batteries pulled from the genetic jackhammer?" Duffy J-
"Take a look, it's in a book, Rubber Dog Mask" Duffy J-
"Work together, and knock the shit off" Anonymous Yuba City Construction Worker
"I got your horoscope right here!"
"Death to Davis! You know you want to say it! You know it's True! Death to Davis!"
"Kick a field goal! Janikowski! Kick a Field Goal!" Drunk Raider fan when Oakland began every single drive.
"You come in here wearing that jersey? I hope you get the Business! Welcome to Oakland."
"Actually I only listen to Black Metal." Duffy J talking to magazine salesman
"I got some Incubus."
"I like to dip my hands in a port-a-potty before I take a bite of MY sandwich." Duffy J
"Limp wristed yellow bellied sissy."
"Nothing says tickling your fancy like cleaning sand urns."
"Holy shit!"
"Yeah, holy shit he bit a fuckin blood capsule."
"I steal your mom's little rascal to get to my limo."
"Little Richard is coming over and I gotta take care of him."
President Milk Outside
Oroville's little secret
"We're all born terminal."
"I think Steve-o could take Cena."
"That's the stupidest thing you've ever said."
"Billy! You know Grandmother has allergies what are you doing cutting the grass on Saturday?" Duffy J-
"I hope it's you" Duffy J-
"Ow! My Heart! No Seriously, My heart!" Walter
"Maybe they could write something else on the bag..."
"PORNO!"
"The green one's suck."
"You Suck!"
"I think I got all five of em'" Anonymous Employee
"What's the T in Dust stand for?" Anonymous Employee-
"Chinese Earthquake Response" Walter
"Stab that knife into the table again and I'm gonna kick you in the face." Sipple to Havens
"This kinda hurts my hand."
"PUSSY"
"EVERYONE IN HERE'S GETTIN' RAPED!" Walter-
EXTREME High Fives
Aligning he bulb in five with a hand near the tap settings...
"IS IT CLEAR YET!" Walter-
"I'm shaking like fucking Michael J Fox." Walter-
"Fuck that." Walter-
"I don't wanna steal your chickens, I just wanna know if you have any." Midnight Cowboy-
"There's nothing wrong with the street." D-Fens
"Greenhouse gasses!" DMX/Carly the Cardinal remix
"Outsourcing OHHHHHHHH" Vader-
"ELMER HOWLETT!!!! What happened to your car?!!!" Mr Crowley remix-
"Number 5 is going to tailwrap." -Walter
"Choose one making you better feeling!" Tom Green-
"Everything upstairs runs on pigeon heads." I don't remember this one.
"HA!" -Sipple
"hah..." -Felix
"Those Five Years were gonna suck anyway." Walter-
"BACK WITH THE REST OF EM!!! BOOOOO BOOOOOO!!!!!" Walter dominating Floyd-
"Celebrate the dump on your face, it keeps me dancing." Walter's remix of Daft Punk's One More Time-
"Non-soy Otter Fat"
"Sit on the Rainbow"
"Convenience breeds impatience"
"You can't take it from Granite because grane is not a word."
"Rubber Robot Groundhog Mask"
"Everytime I start to be productive I have to take a break"
"Kronojoke"
"The Job is complete. How Fast? Half-assed."
"I'm drinkin Rolling Rock on the Rollin Rocker! Rolling Rock. Rollin Rocker. Yeahaha!"
"If I slit my wrists while on the clock and fail, do I have to fill out an accident report?" Duffy J-
"When I was a young boy I asked my grandfather, "why must I watch the sheep die?" He struck me with his staff and shouted "Why must the sheep watch you live?" -Jack Schnitzler-
"I got a pool table in my bladder"
"Guacomole Orangutans and Beef Stew Flavored Chalk"
"Pickled Wombat Water"
"Putt the Polecat and don't you come back no more no more no more no more... (Putt this way!)"
"Now listen recklessly, I'm gonna say this a dozen times"
"Facebook Suicide"
"He's so ugly that when he was a kid he had to trick or treat over the phone" Jerry Lawler-
"He's white? That's unfortunate."
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