Saturday, April 11, 2009

Duffy Yankovic- Tumors

I couldn't wait on Al so without further adieu, the greatest Parody never produced and what I've been working on for the last three hours:


Weird Duffy Yankovic
Tumors

How do Tumors get started?
They're started by the wealthy 
people and
they get mad about cell phones they 
had, now somebody else is holdin

They tell me that the cancer is very 
hard to resist
These wicked cell phones, oohh they 
also cause cysts.
Maybe you think its cute, but sucka 
Im not impressed
I tell you one time only with my 
landline please dont mess

Look at all these tumors surrounding 
me everyday
I just need some time some time to 
get away from (cell phones)

From all these tumors I cant take it 
no more
My best friend said did you hear 
about 867-9304?

Did you hear about the hyena?
Some say it drank too much juice
That came straight as a reply bad 
reception is just an excuse.

Did you hear that you can recycle?
Some say it must be okay
I tried to argue but they say  he's 
way too late, the cancer don't move 
that way.
 
Did you hear when I was cruisin?
In my brain I felt a squeeze
I'm in a U-Haul, six feet tall 
I was knocked right to my knees..

Look at all these tumors surrounding 
me everyday
I just need some time some time to 
get away from (Cell Phones)

From all these tumors I cant take it 
no more
My best friend said there's a new 
one out now and I just about hit the 
floor.

I cant go no place without someone 
with a portable ringer
I cant show my face cuz when it 
comes to tumors I'm on Jerry 
Springer.

It seems from tumors I just can't 
get away
I bet there'll even be tumors 
floatin' around the milky way.

I'll think I'll write my congressman 
and tell him to pass a bill
For the next time they catch 
somebody making cells it's time to 
kill. 

Will you look at all these tumors 
surroundin' me every day
I just need some time, some time to 
get away from (cell phones)
From all these tumors, I can't take 
it no more
My best friend said there's one out 
now, a blackberry with texting and 
more.

What's mine is mine, I ain't got 
time for tumors in my life
I'm a man with a brain not a man 
who's insane so please let me live 
my life.

What's mine is mine, I ain't got 
time for tumors in my life
I'm a man with a brain not a man 
who's insane so please let me live 
my life.

What's mine is mine, I ain't got 
time for tumors in my life
I'm a man with a brain not a man 
who's insane so please let me live 
my life.

Will you look at all these tumors 
surroundin' me every day
I just need some time, some time to 
get away from
From all these tumors, I can't take 
it no more
My best friend said there's one out 
now, a blackberry with texting and 
more.

Look at all these Tumors surroundin' 
me every day
I just need some time, some time to 
get away from
From all these tumors, I can't take 
it no more
My best friend said there's a new 
one out now and I just about hit the 
floor.

Stop spreadin' those tumors around
Stop spreadin' the ultimate demise
Stop spreadin' those tumors around
Stop (Stop) spreadin' the ultimate 
demise

Stop spreadin' those tumors around
Stop spreadin' the ultimate demise
Stop spreadin' those tumors around
Stop spreadin' the ultimate demise

Stop spreadin' those tumors around
Stop spreadin' the ultimate demise


Now someone please contact Mr. Yankovic, have him do the song (and the video) and give me some credit (or at least a cameo in the video)


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