I couldn't wait on Al so without further adieu, the greatest Parody never produced and what I've been working on for the last three hours:
Weird Duffy Yankovic
Tumors
Tumors
How do Tumors get started?
They're started by the wealthy
people and
they get mad about cell phones they
had, now somebody else is holdin
They tell me that the cancer is very
hard to resist
These wicked cell phones, oohh they
also cause cysts.
Maybe you think its cute, but sucka
Im not impressed
I tell you one time only with my
landline please dont mess
Look at all these tumors surrounding
me everyday
I just need some time some time to
get away from (cell phones)
From all these tumors I cant take it
no more
My best friend said did you hear
about 867-9304?
Did you hear about the hyena?
Some say it drank too much juice
That came straight as a reply bad
reception is just an excuse.
Did you hear that you can recycle?
Some say it must be okay
I tried to argue but they say he's
way too late, the cancer don't move
that way.
Did you hear when I was cruisin?
In my brain I felt a squeeze
I'm in a U-Haul, six feet tall
I was knocked right to my knees..
Look at all these tumors surrounding
me everyday
I just need some time some time to
get away from (Cell Phones)
From all these tumors I cant take it
no more
My best friend said there's a new
one out now and I just about hit the
floor.
I cant go no place without someone
with a portable ringer
I cant show my face cuz when it
comes to tumors I'm on Jerry
Springer.
It seems from tumors I just can't
get away
I bet there'll even be tumors
floatin' around the milky way.
I'll think I'll write my congressman
and tell him to pass a bill
For the next time they catch
somebody making cells it's time to
kill.
Will you look at all these tumors
surroundin' me every day
I just need some time, some time to
get away from (cell phones)
From all these tumors, I can't take
it no more
My best friend said there's one out
now, a blackberry with texting and
more.
What's mine is mine, I ain't got
time for tumors in my life
I'm a man with a brain not a man
who's insane so please let me live
my life.
What's mine is mine, I ain't got
time for tumors in my life
I'm a man with a brain not a man
who's insane so please let me live
my life.
What's mine is mine, I ain't got
time for tumors in my life
I'm a man with a brain not a man
who's insane so please let me live
my life.
Will you look at all these tumors
surroundin' me every day
I just need some time, some time to
get away from
From all these tumors, I can't take
it no more
My best friend said there's one out
now, a blackberry with texting and
more.
Look at all these Tumors surroundin'
me every day
I just need some time, some time to
get away from
From all these tumors, I can't take
it no more
My best friend said there's a new
one out now and I just about hit the
floor.
Stop spreadin' those tumors around
Stop spreadin' the ultimate demise
Stop spreadin' those tumors around
Stop (Stop) spreadin' the ultimate
demise
Stop spreadin' those tumors around
Stop spreadin' the ultimate demise
Stop spreadin' those tumors around
Stop spreadin' the ultimate demise
Stop spreadin' those tumors around
Stop spreadin' the ultimate demise
Now someone please contact Mr. Yankovic, have him do the song (and the video) and give me some credit (or at least a cameo in the video)
This is so long lol
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