The Rubber Dog Mask Project: Duffy Yankovic- Tumors

I couldn't wait on Al so without further adieu, the greatest Parody never produced and what I've been working on for the last three hours:

Weird Duffy Yankovic
Tumors

How do Tumors get started?

They're started by the wealthy

people and

they get mad about cell phones they

had, now somebody else is holdin

They tell me that the cancer is very

hard to resist

These wicked cell phones, oohh they

also cause cysts.

Maybe you think its cute, but sucka

Im not impressed

I tell you one time only with my

landline please dont mess

Look at all these tumors surrounding

me everyday

I just need some time some time to

get away from (cell phones)

From all these tumors I cant take it

no more

My best friend said did you hear

about 867-9304?

Did you hear about the hyena?

Some say it drank too much juice

That came straight as a reply bad

reception is just an excuse.

Did you hear that you can recycle?

Some say it must be okay

I tried to argue but they say he's

way too late, the cancer don't move

that way.

Did you hear when I was cruisin?

In my brain I felt a squeeze

I'm in a U-Haul, six feet tall

I was knocked right to my knees..

Look at all these tumors surrounding

me everyday

I just need some time some time to

get away from (Cell Phones)

From all these tumors I cant take it

no more

My best friend said there's a new

one out now and I just about hit the

floor.

I cant go no place without someone

with a portable ringer

I cant show my face cuz when it

comes to tumors I'm on Jerry

Springer.

It seems from tumors I just can't

get away

I bet there'll even be tumors

floatin' around the milky way.

I'll think I'll write my congressman

and tell him to pass a bill

For the next time they catch

somebody making cells it's time to

kill.

Will you look at all these tumors

surroundin' me every day

I just need some time, some time to

get away from (cell phones)

From all these tumors, I can't take

it no more

My best friend said there's one out

now, a blackberry with texting and

more.

What's mine is mine, I ain't got

time for tumors in my life

I'm a man with a brain not a man

who's insane so please let me live

my life.

What's mine is mine, I ain't got

time for tumors in my life

I'm a man with a brain not a man

who's insane so please let me live

my life.

What's mine is mine, I ain't got

time for tumors in my life

I'm a man with a brain not a man

who's insane so please let me live

my life.

Will you look at all these tumors

surroundin' me every day

I just need some time, some time to

get away from

From all these tumors, I can't take

it no more

My best friend said there's one out

now, a blackberry with texting and

more.

Look at all these Tumors surroundin'

me every day

I just need some time, some time to

get away from

From all these tumors, I can't take

it no more

My best friend said there's a new

one out now and I just about hit the

floor.