Ashley Judd plays a coked up drug addict who has a lesbian girlfriend who brings this guy from a bar back to their hotel room. Judd and this guy, who is equivelent to Billy Bob's Character from Slingblade, end up sleeping together. He convinces her that there are small bugs that the government injected into his bloodstream.
The movie drags along and Judd's Ex-boyfriend who looks a lot like Dallas Cowboys quarterback troy aikman shows up and wants her back but the story goes no where and nothing is ever explained.
So now there's bugs in both their blood and then some doctor shows up to try to tell Judd that slingblade guy is a schitzo and needs help but then the doctor gets stabbed and dies in their hotel room.
Then a pizza shows up on the doorstep and they tear it apart claiming it's infested with bugs too. I'm serious.
Judd and Slingblade guy both strip naked and drench themselves in gasoline. A match is lit and they burn to death.
Roll Credits.
I'm serious.
0/10
Worst movie of the year hands down.
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